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Post by LARRY on Jul 6, 2007 9:27:48 GMT -5
DOCTORS FAVORITE PATIENT OCCUPATION ******************************************* Five surgeons were discussing what type of patient is the easiest on which to operate.
The first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, every- thing inside is numbered."
The second responded, "Yes, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.
Not to be outdone, the third surgeon offered his opinion, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimed in, "You know, I like construction workers; those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine, and the head and the butts are interchangeable."
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Post by wheezie on Jul 6, 2007 16:10:24 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]LOL[/glow]
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